THE SAGA OF DA SUCKA EMCEE (AND IN THIS CASE THE SUCKA MUSICIANS/BAND) CONTINUES... AND RASTA DONT SWAP SPIT ON A SPLIFF WITH ANY MAN. THAT IS JUST LIKE MAKING OUT WITH THE MAN - POSER #1.
Now two disgruntle and frustrated musicians wannabee rockstars have sent some of you Myspace Friend requests from this fake D.I.A Records page they created on Myspace (http://Myspace.com/DIARecordsiv). The pic to the left is Larry Overstreet, Jr., (aka "Poser #1"). Poser #1 is the main culprit from El Paso - Texas. If you receive any messages from this phony page they are being sent by these impostor. Hacking peoples' Myspace page and building fake ones are common practices for Larry Overstreet, Jr. An email was sent to Myspace Music to inform the Network of the hackers and phony page . Response and action are pending according to Myspace Music... In the meantime we are asking you not to give life to this phony page or non-creative jealous and disgruntle idiots who have delete content and change default pic several times. Trust me, around El Paso and on the Internet they act like they are the big fish in the very small pond -- but their drummer-less so-called grind-core metal band can't even draw 10 paying customers at $2. per. Yes the drummer is a drum machine propped on a chair in the middle of the stage. Man at one gig in Bakersfield, Cali, audience members were jeering "Guitar Heroes." But most certainly delete them from your Friends' pool and do not add any comments because you are being scammed by posers! If interested read below gibberish about "Poser #1"...
In the muzik biz you cannot let anyone take your mic. Biggy used one word to end Quame's career. It doesn't matter if it is idiots trying to take the mic. One must not be "Kanyed" man. Hypocrites and parasites must be George W. Bushed and splattered like a cement block falling on a stick of butter. The mic must be firmly held at all times.Now -- it is time to toy with Poser #1 like a lion playing with a meek woodland creature. D.I.A is planted too deep in the funk-laden ground of Mother Earth for Poser #1 bull to be damaging. Any false crap like this just makes D.I.A stronger and reduced idiots to dust. With just the pen, Poser #1 will be driven out El Paso - Texas being stung by a swarm of Afican Killer bees -- just like outlaw days when Jesse James chase idiots out of town.
POSER #1 BIO:
Here is how Poser #1 Bio should read: WOW! Did I tell you I love taking pictures. I am the super-cool Larry Overstreet, Jr., The Great of El Paso, Texas. I am 35 years old and still lived with mom and dad until D.I.A convinced me to move out and be a man. Being a man is extremely difficult because mentally I am really an irresponsible teenage girl (14 years old) trapped in a man's body. I am the complete narcissistic renaissance man and best musician in El Paso and South West United States. I play in at least three different bands. I am confuse about my sexuality. Reason I try photoshop gay related images and
dubbed folks like Barry DIA gay in pic to the left. I have even created a lewd porn image with Barry DIA to tarnish who he is. (Go to the phony Myspace page I created to see this photoshop image. In my mind it's like I was there taking the pic like I have done in real life girls.) After I create these lewd images I usually go down to Carolina Sk8 Park and watch the children sk8. As a matter of fact all images on this page except my "Poser #1" pic and check were photo-shopped. Wouldn't you say I am a great graphic artist too. I love to harass teenage girls on Myspace and act like I am big star since D.I.A introduced me to HR and Jack Ruby, Jr. (Toasters) plus take me on on tour. By the way I had access to water and did not take showers on tour. I am the only cute chick magnet in El Paso, TX. I once harassed my girlfriend and this other girl to participate in girl-on-girl sex with me but they refused saying I was a drunken "one-minute man." They blasted it all over town. Reason why Barry DIA is asking "Got Dick" on pic to right above. You see I am like cooked Ramen Noodles by 10pm every night. Can't stand up "straight!" I created that graff using Photoshop you know. I also print T-shirts poorly for clients on low-end shirts. The black ones usually crack and peel after laundering once or twice. I also print knock-off shirts of legendary bands like Bad Brains, Dead Kennedys, etc. It is just cool wearing these bootleg shirts around town and to concerts to show how cool I am and show-off on other peeps. Yes I am a real Deva who loves taking pictures. I love knitting wool hats, stockings and sweaters. Mind you El Paso is a very hot all year round. Did I tell you I love taking pictures. "I just love taking pictures especially when people aint aware." I have a Fisher Price recording studio component. I charge clients to do poor quality "pre-demo" demos in my bedroom studio. But of most important, being half-Japanese -- I love to take pics and post them on the web. Did I tell you I love taking pics. I also love to take other people's Intellectual Properties and plaster them all over the Internet and T-shirts while fantasizing I live in NYC and DC, etc. I love uploading other artists' tracks to phony websites I build to assume other folks virtual identities. You know... similar to the phony D.I.A (http://www.Myspace.com/DIARecordsiv) page I created. This is a common practice for me since I mostly get drunk, smoke/sell dirty Mexican cannabis and tweak on occasions. As you see in the Poser #1 pic, I am a sad person because I do not have any real friends since I look half-Japanese. I find it hard to function as myself here in El Paso and in Oakland where I had to high-tail it back to El Paso. This is why I have to do over-the-top crap to get attention. Last but not least -- thanks to Barry D.I.A for letting us go on tour and open the Global Rock Showcases for HR & Dubb Agents. This was a 1 in a 10 million chance that will never happen again. As I have mentioned in a El Paso Times article -- Barry D.I.A is the best. He made us stars in no time. Because of stupidity stardom only lasted 1 minute. But I am still pinching myself and basking in the experience like a desert snake curled up on a warm rock on a chilly evening. Be careful -- I might just create a phony page on you. After all I am the great impasta rasta -- Poser #1. I have a lot of wasted time on my hand you know.
Seriously -- D.I.A took care of Poser #1 like he was close family because at first he seems very kool and kind. Poser #1 volunteered to help with transportation on three occasions. D.I.A was responsible for rental of the Capp vans, gas and maintenance. Poser #1 rented the vans with his father's credit cards. Poser #1 was paid cash at the end of each rental. Ranchita, Cali to New Orleans+ run and back to El Paso, TX: Rental: $1100. cash. Galveston - Texas and back to El Paso: $300-400. Cash. From El Paso to Denver, SLC, Seattle and West Coast and back to El Paso: $2900+. Poser #1 was given $900. cash to pay towards the van.
In all actuality 5 gigs were lost for a varient of reasons including venue had fire damage, sever snowstorm, poor performances, low turnout and promoters flaking in San Diego and phoenix. Factoring gas at almost $4. per gallon and expenses to fly Blue Meadows round-trip back to Seattle, Michael "Big Time Drummer" Crevier round-trip back to Orlando and Benjamin Thicksound reimbursed for a flight to El Paso, the bottomline was $10,000. in the red at the end of the tour. Poser #1 was asked to chill until I program balance of fund funds for van rental. HR and I was living in El Paso. Padded with rent 2 months behind and with HR only coming up with 20 crisps one-dollar bills to pay his half of the rent funds were a bit tight. Knowing that the $900. in cash could be applied to the first few months installment on the credit card, I conveyed to Poser #1 things would be fine. He started to wig out. By then I stopped dealing with him and dealt with his Father. By the time I went back to NYC and chilled a bit it was 2+ months before the check above was cut with applied interest to Mr. L. Overstreet, Sr., Poser #1 dad. AND WE THANK MR. OVERSTREET, SR. FOR IS PATIENCE! And it goes like that!! But here we are with Poser #1 still acting disgruntle with D.I.A when he should have been illing with HR because HR was the ultimate boss for the gigs and was responsible for coming up with tour support to support his DC Hardcore venture... HR didn't contribute a penny to any tour. But in Poser #1's mind he is HR's best friend. Especially since he gave HR a lot of poor quality smokes and swap spit on joints to try and gain his friendship. Who is gay now dude. Swapping spit on a spliff is just like kissing the other person Poser #1. Please dude... Joe is a good friend to anyone who gives him good or bad herbs...But with kind gestures like volunteering to rent the van, driving us around town, plus helping with rehearsal and place to crash, etc., Poser #1 and partner were thrown into the mix in the deep end. They were taken from obscurity and put in the middle of a higher end of the muzik biz. They were taken on tour via Global Rock Showcases opening for HR (of Bad Brains). They were promoted, marketed and billed 'longside HR receiving unlimited Internet Artist Development, press, flyer and poster distribution and some radio, etc., in about 17 markets all in the time frame of about six months from initial meeting . Poser #1 (& Poser #2), had meals, accommodation, transportation, and per Diem in some cases. They didn't have to ketch SW Trailways to couple of gigs for a while. Poser #1 (and Poser #2) were on their way to be credible muzik biz person because they were being taught the real biz in steps. This includes the real side of touring and how to be road warriors. They were being taught tricks of the trade. They were being introduced to the right people who make a difference. For a fleeting moment, both Poser #1 and Poser #2 were made a stars shining as bright as the
star on the mountain above El Paso. The future was bright for dude despite a sound that need original development and a live drummer. But the lore of fame and the illusion of getting rich quick attracts all kinds to the entertainment biz. Lots of sleazeballs who act nice to gain your confidence. Poser #1 turns out to be one of the biggest disloyals who wig out and run like a fugitive when things get tough.Definitely do not give life to Poser #1. Delete any Friend Requests. Do not post comments on the phony D.I.A (http://www.Myspace.com/DIARecordsiv) page he created. As a matter of fact do not post comments on any of his pages because you are being scammed. And "check" this... one of the components of succeeding in the muzik biz is to surround urself with the right people. If peeps come around and they are not with the program, get rid of them before they tear advances down. With Poser #1 diminutive stature -- one cannot let anyone Kanye West them in the muzik biz. More to come. Article is in development for a special hard-copy and online Fantra Zine!!
And "check" this. At the moment I refuse to work with HR (of Bad Brains). Maybe down the road when current crap ran it's course I will bring him back in the circle. HR is still my dysfunctional BROTHER and will alwayz be. I just do not feel like working with him at the moment because he violates too much. Plus too many gutter peeps like Poser #1 is attracted to Dude. Just a thought... What do you think will happen I tell HR even at a sold-out Giant Stadium -- "let's go Joe" -- he will be out of there with the quickness!! man Doc and Daryl had to tell security not to let me in the building...
Barry DIA (aint no CIA)-- Or Am I?
Actually, DIA aint no CIA.
Global Rock In Full Effect!!